Hello and happy Monday (evening) This week I thought I would bring you a bit of a rant and some advice for said rant. I wanted to address the topic of back burner friends. Don’t know what that is? Well, let me tell you. A Back Burner Friend can be defined as someone who: claims to be your friend, bosom buddy, pal, chum, but when you really need them they pussy foot out of your life. They want the good parts … Continue reading →
This is my dog Zazu. He is not an asshole. This is a meme about a dachshund (dox-en) who looks like an asshole. Recently, I was bit by an over-protective dachshund. So, I decided to blog about dog bites. They happen. I didn’t know what to do. The result was an infected finger and four stitches. I want you, Fort Collins, to be informed as to what to do when you get bit by a dog. My injury could have … Continue reading →
Fort Collins is getting too big for it’s britches. In other words, we are bursting at the seams. As in, too many people live here. I love that we make the top cities to live in the US all the time, but fuck, we are growing faster than the weed in the local dispensary. It is getting so that even our beloved festivals are becoming, well, a shit show. I always breathe a sigh of relief when the CSU students … Continue reading →
I recently came across an article that had real questions from Yahoo Answers that were, for lack of a better term, just plain stupid. I find it really hard to believe that they are serious questions that people ask. I got to reading the article and realized that these people are serious. I want to give the world the benefit of the doubt, but it is impossible when I come across something like this. People are dumb. I thought that … Continue reading →
