He Says: Yup. Men.

She's A Princess.

Damn them all. Robyn is right that co-habitation is difficult. Sure it’s got advantages. Many of them. Showering is way more better when you have someone to “wash your back” for you. And cooking is more fun when you’ve got someone to help eat the results. On the down side there are twice as many dishes to wash. There is always that balance to the universe. I think even married people should have their own individual bedrooms. Podcaster and radio … Continue reading →

He Says: Everyone’s A Little Bit Krazy

Dear Not Krazy About Kinky; You need to chose now. Do you want to spend the rest of your life living a shallow comfortable life? Do you want you social life to revolve around posting selfies of yourself in front of disaster areas where people were injured and possibly killed? Do you want to never work again because you are getting 50% of your ex-husbands income? Or do you want to die alone with 37 cats? You have a great … Continue reading →

She Says: First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage…

Dear Troubled with Trying. You shouldn’t have gotten married… let me rephrase that… you shouldn’t have gotten married to the man that you married. I mean, how stupid can you be? I’m sorry to sound harsh but you husband totally tricked you into marrying him. You have been Fifty Shades of manipulated. He got you right where he wanted you and now it is too late to go back. You can’t undo a marriage. I mean, come on, marriage is … Continue reading →

He Says: Have I Mentioned You Can’t Change Other People?

Dear Troubled With Trying; You are both stupid. That’s the answer. Now I have to pad this out to 800 words. What should you do? You should stop expecting other people to change so that you can be happy. If you want children why did you marry a man who doesn’t want children? Because you thought he was going to change in order to make you happy. That’s why. Everything you wrote tells me that he wasn’t enthusiastic about having … Continue reading →

Skippy Responds: The Dreamer’s Dream

Robyn’s a bigger man than I am. She watched the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. I don’t think I have the constitution for that. I’d sooner poke my eyes out with a burning stick. Robyn says the movie isn’t about rape. I was going to write in a sarcastic way about how this movie is about rape culture with references to feminists who claim all sex is rape and that if a man looks at a woman that is rape. … Continue reading →

Robyn’s Rant This Week on Ask Us

Hello and Happy Monday! If you tuned in last week to read my She Says, you will know that I am taking on Fifty Shades of Grey this week from a more informed perspective.  That’s right, I have been gathering opinion and I will be going to see the movie this very afternoon. I am sure I will have plenty to rant about. Meanwhile, you can write in anonymously to Ask Us if you want to share your opinion with … Continue reading →

Unsolicited Advice She Says: It’s Grey, Not Black and White

Let it be known: As I write this post I have not seen the movie, nor did I read the book. Well, that is not entirely true. I tried to read the book. A quick story: I had never heard of Fifty Shades of Grey until my hairdresser, and friend, told me about it. I used to work at the salon, I was getting my hair done at one day, and all the girls were buzzing about this book. “What … Continue reading →

He Says: Your Dating Ladder Is Against The Wrong Wall

Dear Dating and Doubting; Here’s the problem with internet dating. Any woman who needs to use a website to find a man is broken. Maybe she’s ugly. Maybe she’s fat. Maybe she’s a bitch. Maybe she’s a feminist. But I repeat myself. All a woman has to do in order to meet men is: Leave her house, put down the cell phone and be nice to people. And yes, most women your age (as I’m guessing you are in your … Continue reading →

She Says: Rethink Your Standards

Dear Dating and Doubting, Am I reading this correctly? The fact that this amazing girl you went out with doesn’t like video games is a deal breaker? Really? I can’t tell you how big my sigh was when I read that, lets just say BIG. I have a few things to say about video games and relationships before I answer your question properly. I don’t understand this new standard of relationships based on video game culture. When did it start? … Continue reading →

Question Of The Week: Why Am I Not That Into Her?

Dear Robyn and Skippy, I went on a date the other night with a girl I met on a dating site.   It was an experience that made me reflect on what I want.  I showed up early, found a good table and waited for her to come.  When she got there she was as pretty as her pictures and a bit nervous, I was too.  We talked for a long time, had an awesome time and 6 hours later I … Continue reading →