This Week: Robyn Takes Over

Happy Monday! Robyn here.  OK, so I won’t take over completely, Skippy still gets to put in his two cents on Friday.  This week I am going to bring you a rant about men.  That’s right, Skip bitches about women as often as he can and, now, it is my turn to bitch about men.  Ladies, you wont want to miss it, and fellas, you might learn something. It will be coming at ya on Wednesday! Stay tuned!     … Continue reading →

Robyn and Skippy Say: Why Fort Collins is Great

Happy Friday Fort Collins! Robyn here. Skippy and I decided to brighten your Friday with some shameful boasting of why our town is one of the best places to live in the country. Yes! It’s true! It has been named one of the top cities to inhabit by several national publications! I mean, come on, Fort Collins really is great and here’s why… 1. Beer, Beer and More Beer Robyn: That’s right, we are the Napa Valley of beer! And … Continue reading →

She Says: Find your Kink

Dear Not Krazy About Kinky, Woman to woman I need to level with you. You. Have. To. Tell. Him. You are still a virgin and you expect to go in without mentioning this to someone who practically has a doctorate in sex? You are out of your mind if you think that it will be a good experience for you if you just go along “ho hum-ing” thing whole thing. I made that same mistake. Not that the guy I … Continue reading →

Unsolicited Advice: She Says, Party Like You’re Irish

St. Patrick’s Day!!!!!! I know, I know, by the time you read this, it will have already passed. And it was on a Tuesday this year which is not good for those of us who like to get our whiskey on. Unless you don’t have a job. And if you don’t, what are you doing spending your money on alcohol? Stop it. Get a job. This year has been a good one for me so far. Two of my dear … Continue reading →

She Says: First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage…

Dear Troubled with Trying. You shouldn’t have gotten married… let me rephrase that… you shouldn’t have gotten married to the man that you married. I mean, how stupid can you be? I’m sorry to sound harsh but you husband totally tricked you into marrying him. You have been Fifty Shades of manipulated. He got you right where he wanted you and now it is too late to go back. You can’t undo a marriage. I mean, come on, marriage is … Continue reading →

Things Fort Collins Needs To Get Over

Life is short. You need to focus your attention on things that are truly important. That means you need to let go of things that don’t matter. It means you need to move on. It means you need to put on your big girl panties. You need to let go of some anger and free up some emotional space in your life. You need to have a nice big steaming hot cup of shut the fuck up. Aren’t you happy … Continue reading →

She Says Lessons Learned the Hard Way: The Stereotype Was True

And now I bring you some very personal lessons I have had to learn. Let me begin by saying that I don’t really believe in stereotyping.  Not all stereotypes are true.  I decided to do a bit of research before I began my stories to see what our lovely interwebz brought up as examples of stereotypes. Most of it is raciest and sexiest and just plain insulting. Here are some of the things I found and what I think of … Continue reading →

This Week- She Says: Lessons Learned the Hard Way

Hello Again and Happy Monday! Robyn  here.  This week I will be bringing you my own version of Lessons Learned the Hard Way.  I will be tackling the subject of stereotypes.  I always try to give people the benefit of the doubt and not tried to succumb to the taint of the stereotype but, there have been occasions where the stereotype was true.  This is from my own personal experience.  I promise I won’t be racist or sexist… well, maybe … Continue reading →

Robyn’s Rant: Fifty Shades of Effed Up

I saw the movie. I did.  I sat through all 125 minutes of it, too.  I surprised myself by not leaving, but I was determined.  I have to admit that I still don’t quite get the appeal.  It was poorly written, had terrible dialogue, and had much less sex appeal than a decent porno.  I will say this though: To everyone who thinks it is about rape, you’ve got it all wrong.  There was nothing in that movie that wasn’t … Continue reading →

Robyn’s Rant This Week on Ask Us

Hello and Happy Monday! If you tuned in last week to read my She Says, you will know that I am taking on Fifty Shades of Grey this week from a more informed perspective.  That’s right, I have been gathering opinion and I will be going to see the movie this very afternoon. I am sure I will have plenty to rant about. Meanwhile, you can write in anonymously to Ask Us if you want to share your opinion with … Continue reading →